“This is a tool to help you become the person you’ve wanted to be”
-- Anonymous customer rating

Don't tell me you expect to buy a phone
that comes without a data plan. That's enough
to get a peon job on, not a career.
You're bothered by commitment? How else to hone
your productivity? You need this stuff
like Skype, and apps for working gear
to sync your contact list, your to-do-now,
your OmniFocus, and you'll be notified
of all outstanding charges. The worries how
you'll pay them are what makes a grown-up life.
The more of them the better. Where you've been
is at your fingertips, and you'll go far
by managing your data. Still fretting? Then
don't call it a plan. Call it who you are.