issue 24 > light verse > white

Your Uncle Harry doesn't know himself
Where he left the will. You've tried his desk? The dresser?
The farthest reaches of the kitchen shelf?
The dead are under a great deal of stress,

And they forget. As for your other question -
Whether you'll find true love - Venus and Mars
Are conjoined over Pisces, which suggests an
Absolute negative on singles bars.

It's a good year for travel, cooking classes,
Learning the waltz and the electric slide.
Go where the people are. Going to Mass is
recommended if you've never tried.

In late July, beware of traffic fines.
That's it. You've only paid for fourteen lines.