issue 24 > light verse > rocek
The fork in the road not takenby Martin Rocek
Why did the chicken fell the tree?
A conundrum for philosophy!
Had it crossed the road instead,
the tree might not have struck its head.
But was the tree cut down at all?
No living witness heard it fall.
It is a pity the chicken died;
we'll serve it up, Kentucky Fried.